Italians.. lol

Chuckle · **Posted:** Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:16 pm

A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

Emma come first
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.

"You foul mouth sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives."

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to Spell 'Mississippi.'"

JONES · **Posted:** Thu May 01, 2008 1:26 am

HAH!

Thats different.
J.

tgquagmire · **Joined:** Thu Mar 13, 2008 9:43 am **Posts:** 81

this joke was TOLD TO ME so get offended at those who told me, not at me....but its too funny not to share:

Joke 1:

so a white girl goes to the bar one night
and has a few drinks and is approached by a black male
they hit it off and she gets really into him
so she decides to take the guy home [sounds like MALIN TO ME D;]
so she brings him upstairs and it gets hot and heavy
she says to the guy, "i wanna see if what they say bout black men is true"
so he stabs her and runs off with her purse

Joke 2:

Q: whats the smallest hotel room on earth?
.
.
.
.
A: a girls vagina.....because you have to leave your BAGS outside

i laughed hysterically at these jokes

Flowtorious · **Posted:** Sat May 03, 2008 4:31 am

tgquagmire wrote:

this joke was TOLD TO ME so get offended at those who told me, not at me....but its too funny not to share:

Joke 1:

so a white girl goes to the bar one night
and has a few drinks and is approached by a black male
they hit it off and she gets really into him
so she decides to take the guy home [sounds like MALIN TO ME D;]
so she brings him upstairs and it gets hot and heavy
she says to the guy, "i wanna see if what they say bout black men is true"
so he stabs her and runs off with her purse

Joke 2:

Q: whats the smallest hotel room on earth?
.
.
.
.
A: a girls vagina.....because you have to leave your BAGS outside

i laughed hysterically at these jokes

LMFAO
I don't know whats worse you saying that it sounds like me or me thinking at the start of the joke :"wow this sounds really familiar".

tgquagmire · **Joined:** Thu Mar 13, 2008 9:43 am **Posts:** 81

bby! why cant it be BOTH =D
<3

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