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 Post subject: No speaka da english :D
PostPosted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 1:53 am 
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Location: Estonia
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A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is
galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

Emma come first
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.

"You foul mouth sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In
this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives."

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa
tellin' my frienda how to Spell 'Mississippi.'"
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I thought I post something...
I am still learning English but I hope that no one will teach it to me like that Italian :D
Love you all :wink:


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