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Rule is: We are making a story up, fictional or not. Everyone is going to contribute a sentence or a paragraph but not end the story just yet. Be creative! And please, do not change the names of the characters once created by someone.
Hint: Wikipedia "round robin" and you will find out what it really mean

SNT's Story-telling Session!

Once upon a time, in a village named Showntellville, there was a very beautiful princess named...

Once upon a time, in a village named Showntellville, there was a very beautiful princess named Gwyneth. Her long blonde hair reflected in the sunlight and blinded anyone in its ray.

And in the evening, right before the sun sets...she washes her hair with fresh goat milk and not rinse it before....

And in the evening, right before the sun sets...she washes her hair with fresh goat milk and not rinse it before washing her entire body with babyoil so that it's all lubed up and ready to slip into her shiny armor preparing for another quest!

On one fateful washing regimen of Princess Gwyneth, comes Ron Jeremiah, the village pornstar.

And everytime Princess Gwyneth and Prince Jeremiah make love in the open palace...all the moderators aka soldiers of love are gathered around fapping. Their favorite position is...