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[font=Georgia][align=center]Tell me what your Zodiac sign is and I will add your emoticon. We can have a guessing game on when or what day you are born.[/align][/font]
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[font=Times New Roman][align=center]SCORPIO[/align][/font]
[align=center][Oct. 24-Nov. 22][/align]
My TRAITS:
1. Scorpio is suspicious of other people's intentions and motives. You rarely open up to someone until you are certain you can trust him or her.
2. Scorpio is attracted to power and can be quite opportunistic. You believe that everyone in your life has a specific purpose to helping you achieve your objectives.
3. Scorpio is the most jealous sign of the zodiac. You demand complete loyalty from a partner and will not tolerate a partner who is flirtatious.
4. Although Scorpios tend to pry into other people's lives, they dislike anyone intruding into their personal business. You are extremely secretive and find it difficult to open up to anyone.
5. The Scorpio person is determined and also quite competitive. You enjoy a challenge and always finish what you start.
6. Scorpios can be loners. You don't like to seek out other people and have a hard time relating to others because of your inability to open up.
7. The Scorpio person is ambitious and determined. Once you have decided on a goal, you rarely give up until you have achieved what you set out to do.
8. Scorpios are intuitive to the point of being psychic. You usually read situations and people correctly and rely on this ability to help you make decisions.
9. Scorpios have a deep-seated need to be in control. When you are not in control of a situation, you become stubborn and uncooperative.
10. Like the other two water signs, Cancer and Pisces, Scorpios tend to be emotional. However, unlike Cancer and Pisces, you hide this trait extremely well. You are sometimes perceived as cold and insensitive due to your apparent lack of emotion.

My zodiac sign is Gemini

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[font=Times New Roman][align=center]GEMINI[/align][/font]
[align=center][May 22-Jun 21][/align]
[align=center]Adaptable and versatile
Communicative and witty
Intellectual and eloquent
Youthful and lively


On the dark side....

Nervous and tense
Superficial and inconsistent
Cunning and inquisitive
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Mine is taurus, so is UzamakiJ. so it HAS to be up there twice, jk!

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[align=center][font=Georgia]TAURUS[/font][/align]
[align=center][Apr.20-May20][/align]
[align=center]Patient and reliable
Warmhearted and loving
Persistent and determined
Placid and security loving

On the dark side....

Jealous and possessive
Resentful and inflexible
Self-indulgent and greedy[/align]


[font=Georgia][align=center]Other interpretation:[/align][/font]
[align=center][font=Times New Roman]Taurus, the second Sign of the Zodiac, is all about reward. Unlike the Aries love of the game,
Taurus loves the rewards of the game.
Think physical pleasures and material goods, for those born under this Sign revel in delicious excess.
They are also a tactile lot, enjoying a tender, even sensual, touch.
Taureans adore comfort and like being surrounded by pleasing, soothing things.
Along these lines, they also favor a good meal and a fine wine.
The good life in all its guises, whether it's the arts or art of their own making (yes, these folks are artistic as well),
is heaven on Earth to the Taurean-born.[/font][/align]

Aquarius =)

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[font=Georgia][align=center]AQUARIUS[/align][/font]
[align=center][Jan.21-Feb.19][/align]
[align=center][font=Times New Roman]Friendly and humanitarian
Honest and loyal
Original and inventive
Independent and intellectual

On the dark side....

Intractable and contrary
Perverse and unpredictable
Unemotional and detached[/font]

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[align=center][font=Times New Roman]Response notification: CHECK YOUR ZODIAC SIGN[/font] [/align]
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sagittarius =D

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[align=center][font=Georgia]SAGITTARIUS[/font][/align]
[align=center][Nov.23-Dec.21][/align]
[align=center]Optimistic and freedom-loving
Jovial and good-humored
Honest and straightforward
Intellectual and philosophical


On the dark side....

Blindly optimistic and careless
Irresponsible and superficial
Tactless and restless
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[font=Times New Roman]Hey Astrology fans! Just to let you know that I will be sending out notices on every 3rd person that I fix with their Zodiac sign emoticons and traits. I won't be doing the notifications each time but every 3rd one so it won't be too fast paced for me, ha. What will happen is this: once i get all 12 Zodiac signs on there, I will just keep adding your names in the same box where your Zodiac sign is, so you will eventually know who else is the same sign as you, cool eh?[/font]
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HA! I AM A GORGEOUS PISCES!!! lol
...rather a horny one lol

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[align=center][font=Georgia]PISCES[/font][/align]
[align=center][Feb.20-Mar.20][/align]
[align=center][font=Georgia]Imaginative and sensitive
Compassionate and kind
Selfless and unworldly
Intuitive and sympathetic


On the dark side....

Escapist and idealistic
Secretive and vague
Weak-willed and easily led[/font][/align]
[align=center]More major traits that make you, Pisceans, so compatible with the Scorpios (me:-D):[/align]
[font=Georgia][align=center]Pisces,
Pisceans possess a gentle, patient, malleable nature.
They have many generous qualities and are friendly, good natured, kind and compassionate,
sensitive to the feelings of those around them,
and respond with the utmost sympathy and tact to any suffering they encounter.
They are deservedly popular with all kinds of people, partly because their easygoing,
affectionate, submissive natures offer no threat or challenge to stronger and
more exuberant characters. They accept the people around them and the circumstances in which
they find themselves rather than trying to adapt them to suit themselves,
and they patiently wait for problems to sort themselves out rather than take the initiative in solving them.
They are more readily concerned with the problems of others than with their own.

Their natures tend to be too otherworldly for the practical
purposes of living in this world as it is. They sometimes exist emotionally rather than rationally,
instinctively more than intellectually (depending on how they are aspected).
They long to be recognized as greatly creative.
They also dislike disciple and confinement. The nine-to-five life is not for them.
Any rebellion they make against convention is personal, however, as they often times do not
have the energy or motivation to battle against the Establishment.[/align][/font]

CAPRICORN

You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chickenshit There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.

AQUARIUS

You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. On the other hand you are inclined to be careless and impractical Everyone thinks you are a **** jerk .

PISCES

You have a vivid imagination and often think you axe being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence over your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are generally a coward. Pisces people screw small animals and pick their noses.

ARIES

You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice . You are a prick.

TAURUS

You are practical and persistent. You have dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamn communist.

GEMINI

You are quick and intelligent, and a thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. However you are also a cheap bastard. Gemini's are liars, notoriously lousy lovers and thrive on incest.

CANCER

You are sympathetic and understanding to other peoples problems. They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a ****.

LEO

You-consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are pushy. Most Leo's are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving bastards and kiss mirrors a lot.

VIRGO

You are the logical type and hate disorder. This ****-picking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while screwing. Virgo's make good bus drivers and pimps.

LIBRA

You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are a male, you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are excellent. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.

SCORPIO

You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpio people are murderers.

SAGITTARIUS

You are optimistic and overly enthusiastic You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck because you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks and potheads. People laugh at you lot because you are always getting ****.

LMAOOOOOOO @ ROBO WTH wahahahhahahhahhhah


WAHAHHAHAHAHHHA

[quote="More major traits that make you, Pisceans, so compatible with the Scorpios (me:-D)[/quote]



hehehhe ron... (i am submissive, right lol)

lol i really see myself in these characteristics lol. TY Ron

--jammers

Lmao

I'm a Virgo on the western zodiac and a Yeilding dragon on the eastern zodiac. ;D

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[align=center][font=Georgia]VIRGO[/font][/align]
[align=center][Aug.23-Sep.22][/align]
[align=center]Virgo is the sixth Sign of the Zodiac, to be exact, and that's the way Virgos like it: exacting.
Those born under this Sign are forever the butt of jokes
for being so picky and critical (and they can be),
but their 'attention to detail' is for a reason: to help others.
Virgos, more than any other Sign,
were born to serve,
and it gives them great joy(my favorite part, Dylan, ha).
They are also tailor-made for the job, since they are industrious,
methodical and efficient. The sense of duty borne by these folks is considerable,
and it ensures that they will always work for the greater good.

Virgo is represented in modern Astrology by the Virgin,
although this association should not be taken literally.
Rather, Virgos tend to take on some of the qualities of a Virgin,
things like modesty and humanity. Some might consider them repressed,
although Virgins would argue that it's a noble quality,
as opposed to a negative one. Most of all, Virgos enjoy indulging
their practical and logical side and poring over their projects to the nth degree.
To say these folks are good at fact-finding almost understates the case,
since Virgos revel in their exacting (some would argue pedantic) behavior
and are a whiz with minutiae. Virgins are an asset in the workplace
as they can be counted on to get things right the first time, every time --
and no detail will be overlooked. They are also balanced and fair in their
assessments in keeping with the Mutable Quality assigned to this Sign.[/align]

YAY!!! I LIKE EM VIRGINS!!!

someone needs to ban scorpion cuz he is very perverted

Wrong thread buddy.

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Also Im Feb 22 so someone do mine for me.

Jones.